Congratulate Washington for their field goal. They didn’t even get the score over on behalf of degenerate gamblers, so at least it seems like the game wasn’t fixed. Only one fanbase wishes it were. The Buffalo Bills welcomed results in a way those with financial stakes didn’t get. There are…

As with making money and avoiding being controlled by guns, liberals can’t conceive of opposition. Determining there is exactly one acceptable side only seems not very open-minded to those unsophisticated enough to believe in individual autonomy and arresting criminals. It would be nice if rank hypocrisy represented the worst crisis…

Credit for what others do is necessary for the useless. Glory hogs who do nothing glorious are not about to start performing. Pilfering anything of value is baked into the Democratic platform in general and Joe Biden’s synapses in particular. The suspiciously communal side is committed to condemning individual rights…

You can still order Bills gear. Nobody needs to know after which game you shopped. Look for apparel that appears to have been antiqued for a week. If you order something from Fanatics, it’ll fall apart in no time. Fans might be again panicking after the next outcome, but at…

Arguing about how to classify decline will surely make agony more bearable. Getting hung up on definitions is the closest those who spurred widespread woe come to caring. Debate whether fire safety measures are adequate to distract from flames. Anyone regrettably interested in politics is used to silly arguments based…

Prosecute the item. Blaming guns is the default position of those dedicated to dodging responsibility. An ulterior motive comes naturally to culprits of societal decline. Avoiding accountability is even more popular in this era of civilization’s dismantlers ripping copper wire out of the wall to afford a breakfast sandwich. Teetering…

An overtime loss on a punt return was a perfect ending in its way. Fuming about a rather egregious lapse for an alleged pro team is an afterthought in a sign of just how superbly the opener went, specifically not quite very. The most atrocious punt coverage in memory was…

Maurita Tam was a month into her career and 22 years into her life. A recent college graduate who had already succeeded as a human looked to have countless possibilities ahead. But she seized every chance that came her way in the time she had. …

The return of virus hysteria is an even worse throwback than the New Kids on the Block reunion. Some things should remain disbanded. Government commandeering decisions is a success if teaching everyone what gaslighting means counts. A movie not starring a Marvel character is as rare these days as not…