Martha would’ve wanted her vineyard shared. The lucky island somehow recently found itself hosting the newest Americans who aren’t technically so. The reverse being true is just some silly technical holdup. Diversity is our strength. That’s true everywhere, including a place most Americans can’t afford to even consider visiting for…

Would more worthless money help? Learning what happens when you multiply by zero is yet another mathematics lesson ignored by eternal subtractor Joe Biden. The president universally derided as a putz is actually a skilled magician. Lamentably, he turned to the dark arts to make everything you cherish disappear. Ta-da! …

Identical twins aren’t identical. Sure, they begin with the same genetics. But life unfolds differently even for those who shared a womb. Kristen Montanaro displayed a unique character just like her closest sister even though they were born minutes apart. She spent her lifetime establishing herself independently. Watch for behavioral…

This is as good a time as any to remember what rights are. We again find ourselves reviewing the basics. Some nefarious political factions either won’t learn or strive to forget. They can decide which is cooler. Those claiming rights aren’t absolute use free speech to do so, which should…

Joe Biden wants to scare you. It’s not by making money so worthless that you can’t afford unavailable items, at least this time. The intended destruction is only theoretical. That’s for now. …

Corporations view humans as nothing more than a product to exploit for profit. Now, pay to kill a baby to save money. Abortion is an economic issue to those who understand finances as well as they do morality. They think they’re being complimented. …

Joe Biden should declare cheesecake burns calories. Why not try to trick anatomies? He already thinks tearing up bills makes them vanish. A presidency dedicated to dividing by zero comes as close to literally buying votes as possible by announcing schools were just kidding about charging for professors and utilities…

We may unite again. Participants won’t have a choice. Some cooperation doesn’t inspire on account of mandatory attendance. And you’ll be searched at the entry. Politicians reserve the right to confiscate your rights. Natural infringers embrace the novel precedent of caring for us when we had the endless sniffles. Disregard…

WARNING: Numerous fundamental SPOILERS about Better Call Saul below. The only good thing about Better Call Saul’s finale is its fans will laud it slightly less incessantly. I’m a huge part of the problem. As an exhausting contrarian, I usually find myself reluctant to join in on any effusive praise…