It doesn’t seem like anyone is having a superfly time during our 1970s throwback. The return of everything regrettable with none of the style prevents a groovy vibe. Broke people worried about the last of their stuff getting pinched can’t even appreciate active nostalgia ironically. …

A lack of science permits magic. Who wants to be constrained by natural limits and tedious rigors of experimentation? Expand your imagination, dull bores. Fervent worshipers who suspiciously endorse their fealty to the process secretly loathe the precedent of constancy. …

Life is mean. The series of events we endure while existing features various cruelties that don’t respond to pleas for deserved mercy. Worst of all, some of us have nicer stuff than others. But coping apparently isn’t an option. The lamentably prevailing unwillingness to focus on one’s own situation has…

We will all get along once those who want to exist in a different way are destroyed. It’s figurative, sort of. Vindictiveness as a guiding principle is not the reflection of kindness practitioners think they’re flaunting. The utter lack of forgiveness inherent to the most loving humans makes perfect sense…

It’s easier to measure what didn’t happen than it is to make enough to buy rations and shelter. Inflation cruelly decided to inflict itself randomly just as Joe Biden got his chance to bring universal joy. An indifferent result is a partisan hack. Money becomes increasingly worthless with every sentence…

This year sucks. To be fair, that applies to all of them. I predict a lousy 2023 based on the few days we’ve endured of it and also the countless decades of miserable drudgery that preceded it. …

You know a storm is bad when even Buffalonians twitch. The Christmas blizzard kept families from spending time together but was disastrous otherwise. As a Queen City serf, I grew so tired of comparing the area to Hoth that I switched to bringing up the prison planetoid where the Klingons…

A brutal beating is the reward for being ordered around by careless bullies. Complaining about the prize means receiving more of it, so pipe down. The pandemic was just the start of agony for your benefit. Our perpetually sluggish economy forgot to reopen. Business experts who have never ran a…

Leftist cultists understandably do anything they can to avoid interacting with the world. This place is so mean with its consequences, especially the outside part. People notice cause and effect out there. Don’t look up from your phone if you need to leave the bubble for plant-based snacks. Indulging woke…