It’s time to fill ourselves with hope that we can change everything. Is that a lot? Let’s dismantle the invasive unjustified reigning contraption. Call it the patriarchy so woke types will help. America’s royal family is only pretending they possess the authority to tell others how to live. Genuinely hideous…

The president attempting to control everything shows why he shouldn’t. Oh, and he doesn’t. Enabling delusions doesn’t make them real, which is the one true lesson of the interminable Biden era. …

Explaining why today’s pushy executive branch incursion is the worst idea since the one they dropped yesterday distracts from how they’re all tiresome. Those who keep noticing feel even more worn out, which is as close to success as any present plan. Facing a ghastly new proposal is not novel…

You’re suppressing this column if you don’t read it. Stop burning volumes that displease you and scroll to the end. Book bans involve not banning them. The lack of comprehension only seems like deadpan irony. Feigning that access to literature is imperiled features a high level of sanctimony even by…

Stop violating humanity and give me what I want. Having rights provided means they never were such at all, which confuses subtle legal scholars who want junk now. Feeling entitled to entitlements reflects a mentality that dooms us all at the expense of those who haven’t earned it, which is…

An ancient president pushes even hoarier notions. Ingrates don’t want to double the presidency’s length for the pettiest of reasons, namely noticing what he’s done. Democrats may let Joe Biden focus on getting the high score on Pole Position, but low point totals remain. Unlike they permit with insurance, Democrats…

Messing up daydreams is the hobby of cruel outcome aficionados. The excessively fanciful have never been more dedicated to ignoring reality. It’s only way to make their policies function. I didn’t say it was clever. What’s your gender? It’s not a trick. Distinguishing between the two constitutes the least confusing…

A president who can’t walk straight is running again. Joe Biden will get a staffer to fasten his Velcro before taking off. The White House fence keeps him from wandering off as much as it protects residents. Biden can sound foolish without reading aloud. An incumbent who is best served…

Guaranteed business isn’t as wondrous for companies and the economy as it sounds, which makes it like everything else Joe Biden imposes. Quality will plummet once someone like our incumbent decides he’s in charge of everything. Teaching about human nature involves what should be lessons from the first day. …