The NFL ensured everyone’s feelings are preserved, which means the league can finally figure out what a catch is. Jon Gruden’s personal fouls offended the only groups more protected than quarterbacks. Chucky is jobless right before Halloween, and he will remain a worse villain than a serial-killing doll. …


Other perspectives are important if we aim to respect those who feel differently while ensuring we have considered opposition to our views. Everyone else is obtusely delusional and also aberrant. Well, that is sure a relief if you don’t feel like debating. Thanks for the good talk.

At least hear…


There’s good news for Democrats who profess adherence to science. The only trouble is the outcome. Experiments conclude the Smug Party is making their few survivors broke.

An extensive quantity of observations indicate everything they profess to be true is absolute risible garbage. Government-lovers claim to be open-minded, which provides…


Those making life worse have to claim they’ve kept it from being the worst. The bumbling saviors’ delusion is based in self-interest, as they’re not about to stop making you be rich and happy by decree. There’s no other choice for the those ruining in our name but to claim…


Making the case against horrid government ruining your life while making you broke for the privilege is apparently an insurmountable challenge. The contemporary presumption that every aspect requires mandated interdiction is healthy aside from going broke while feeling poor. …


Democrats haven’t fixed racism yet, but only because mean corporate greed prevents them from issuing enough bribes to make hatred disappear. The quite historical voting hobbyist group is eternally cranky because their slaves were freed. Compensating with grudge-based policies is not quite the helpful apology.

The poor party must pretend…


You just need to find someone who thinks bias conforms with results to check a fact. Journalists verifying their semi-co-workers’ astoundingly dubious claims make their quasi-industry even more shameful. Citing people who always happen to agree with their oh so balanced worldviews is a nice touch. …


Doing nothing is easier. Give it a try for convenience, especially if your salary is funded by the unfathomable fortune you’ve taken from us. We’re paying for it and would prefer less action per hour, as politics are just like prostitution and also the exact opposite.

Sitting still beats what…


The crazy people were always around. It’s just that now they have backing. Coddling lunacy is a popular trend for very advanced people who think mental illness is to be celebrated as an indicator of unique diversity. They’re right in a way.

Letting those with disturbing notions set the agenda…


The business party isn’t keen on competition. Republicans are dead set against a third option. Two is already confusing.It’s either a failure of imagination or imaginative fear of losing power that leads the side ostensibly against government to nominate hypocritically flaccid dolts who spend marginally less enthusiastically. Wendy’s disrupts the…

Anthony Bialy

Cranky as a lifestyle choice.

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