Leaving Pete Hegseth on ReadPete Hegseth emailed Packaging@DunderMifflin.com, not Packer. This weekend, he will be texting nuclear codes to a booty call. Punt the…14h ago14h ago
Urgent Action Required and SkippedFire everyone. The very calm reaction to the slightest setback typifies the rational fan. Presuming an undefeated season with no drops…2d ago2d ago
A Liberal Dose of BiasThe press will be mean to a competent conservative in the interest of fairness. An innocent observer think they’re only cruel this one…3d ago3d ago
Truth Leaks About Lab LeakThe lie that shut down life itself has been acknowledged by the liars. Fabulists who distorted willingly are very sorry. You may not think…Mar 20Mar 20
Autry Ought to Be Out for SyracuseSyracuse basketball sucks. It’s true for the first time I’ve said that even if it’s not the first time I’ve said that. I’m sorry for being…Mar 18Mar 18
Wrong ReichTotally rational real-world characters who see themselves in Indiana Jones are having quite an adventure. They’ll explore the globe after…Mar 17Mar 17
Owe CanadaThe refrigerator isn’t purring. It’s quiet for America. Donald Trump assures us he will win the battle he started for no reason, and it’s…Mar 13Mar 13
Buffalo Sabres Should Trade It All AwayThe only thing worse than Kevyn Adams not making a trade is him making one. You may have noticed this means there’s no good outcome. That…Mar 11Mar 11
Left RightsPondering what rights are may lead to assuming we have them, which is why finer politicians discourage such radical thinking. Communal fans…Mar 10Mar 10
Trading Away AmityThe government’s out to punish those who engage in transactions. You’re probably safe. Tariffs are the plot behind the perfect Donald Trump…Mar 6Mar 6
