Write your dear government a slogan as your patriotic duty. Americans love being told they aren’t bright enough to realize their decisions and money hold them back. Needing salesman to make the case for mandates is a troubling sign both for the invasively shaky programs themselves and the functionality of…

You can do what you wish as long as you meet a certain endless quantity of meddlesome restrictions. Freedom asterisks punctuate sentences that shouldn’t be awkward. Democrats particularly enjoy sticking qualifications all over the Constitution like Post-it notes. …

I got more. Now stop being selfish. The rather simple look at economics embodied by waiting for handouts hasn’t made recipients as wealthy as advertised. It’s not like you have options aside from manning the mailbox. …

Enjoying spending your money is a secret Joe Biden’s worse at keeping than his inability to button his shirt. How does a circle that wide fit into such a slim hole? …

Explaining why we skipped work and basketball tournaments will only get weirder. The effort to remember what that two-year gap was all about is like missing memories about a bender that left us hung over without ever getting drunk. Everything is back to normal in this rather abnormal world like…

Sink to the level of foes to prove who’s better. Being as awful as they are is a fascinating strategy currently employed by many who claim to be above their icky foes. Alleged conservatives aren’t going to be bothered by how the whole reason they purportedly enrolled was to not…

Reaching glory will be even more impressive if we endure pain first. Heaven will be glorious by hellish contrast. Exploiting crises is how our more inspirational leaders mold society into their precious minds’ images. It’s not that our greatest dreamers are into misery or anything, but your suffering makes the…

Fighting is the worst possible thing except maybe not fighting. The refusal to punch back leads to peace in its way. Being dragged into war is another in an endless delight on a globe those who just wish to be left alone are forced to share with bothersome goons who…

People just wanted to shop. It’s hard to think of a worse crime than murdering individuals living their lives because of their skin color. The pain felt by those coping with a human demon’s ambush in a Buffalo supermarket is exponentially more acute for loved ones who had no idea…