Unfortunately Easy PredictionsThe algorithm is working, which means nothing else is. Donald Trump embodies the lack of original ideas reaching its apex, which is the…1d ago1d ago
First Draft Will Serve As Final Submission for Buffalo BillsGuessing about the future is as fun as guessing about guesses. Everyone speculates out of necessity at this time of year, and we keep each…3d ago3d ago
The Cost of Not Doing BusinessEnduring pain to end up with more is all about the big picture. You never think about more than immediate gratification, which is why…4d ago4d ago
Careless Government Couldn’t Care LessCandidates not caring about you is the worst outcome for the devoted, which makes it the best for humans within normal tolerance…Apr 10Apr 10
Counting Beane’s Record with the Buffalo BillsReviewing the job performance of the guy who reviews job performances is so meta. A reminder that everyone deserves scrutiny is not just to…Apr 8Apr 8
Trading Away TariffsKamala won. Taxing for trading is Democratic dogma. A presently obscure class warfare enthusiast who dropped out of the news faster than…Apr 7Apr 7
Bad Mood by LawCranky liberals hate everything as part of their worldview, and not in a charming way like a curmudgeon who knows he’s a bit of a grump…Apr 3Apr 3
New Label, Same PoisonI support government fetishists hating the results of their ideology. Welcome aboard. Hypocrisy is merely another charming aspect of their…Mar 31Mar 31
Leaving Pete Hegseth on ReadPete Hegseth emailed Packaging@DunderMifflin.com, not Packer. This weekend, he will be texting nuclear codes to a booty call. Punt the…Mar 27Mar 27
