Because They Caused
Liberals have succeeded, which is why the country needs fixing. A lousy idea implemented is ultimately unhelpful, to the surprise of quite perceptive people who thought passing a law took care of life’s ills. All that practical experience is put to wise use.
Blaming what they oppose for what their policies cause is not a crafty distraction. But you can’t expect much artfulness from economic planners who thought getting paid more by law would end poverty. Pretending they didn’t get what they wanted is part of ignoring reality, which is key to maintaining beliefs.
The NRA’s primary function is writing whatever laws it wants, according to legalizers of crime. It’s too complex for anyone but brilliantly sophisticated pinkos to grasp why certain felonies are permitted while others prompt grandstanding. But unkempt hayseeds can try to follow the pattern by noticing which involve devices that scare allies of shoplifters.
Inflation means less blood splattering per bill. The only gang the Party of Schumer sees as criminal somehow profit off gun violence the same way liberals think corporations prey upon the public before getting rich by disassembling themselves. Of course, the indifferent devices are invariably popular amongst fiends in areas where preferred Democratic policies have been enacted. You can tell because the shouting stops once people who track factual information note locations.
Trying to find an unregulated industry is like searching for a valuable dollar. The fantasy of unfettered capitalism is as delusional as thinking we’ll finally have our needs met efficiently once government is running things. By sheer coincidence, the same humans believe both.
Pretending America is New Galt’s Gulch is the only rich thing about present times. Conglomerate pirates cruelly exploit those who want things, according to fans of a buccaneer government that’s not quite big on offering alternatives.
The very rational prognosis of health entities leaving sick people to die is a misunderstanding of how business works. Tally another one. It’d be bad for business. Unlicensed doctors who think the villains charge too much have operated on a system that know charges an unimaginable fortune on health care before anyone’s even made it to the waiting room.
The product of health would actually be affordable if insurers had to compete for business just like any other commodity. The fact it’s important to survival makes not letting an entity where some of the recent heads of state commandeer control.
A constant stream of interventions was supposed to make us as wealthy as we were secure. Other than everything, it’s all proceeding sweetly.
Ceaseless advocates for hiking minimum wages never think to do good enough work to warrant raises. Mean bosses demand value during work time. As a result, they won’t share their plunder willingly. An employer’s purpose is to provide benefits, according to economic experts who think stuff exists because courageous politicians proclaim it should. Creation is much easier without that whole tedious bit about planning and execution.
Parasitic entrepreneurs are punished for creating something buyers want so badly that they’ll trade currency for it. Those bills used to be desired enough that outposts would accept just a few of them for any bit of inventory patrons desired. Democrats provide a chance to appreciate the basics they remove.
Government’s biggest fans destroy confidence in it. Their only gift to the world is a bad example, which isn’t nearly as helpful as competence. But at least they show why they should be kept away from implementing their sick dreams.
Republicans who act like Democrats continue the tradition of unaffordable groceries. Donald Trump calls you a RINO as he installs a slightly different method of making the supermarket feel like a vacation destination. Every food purchase feels like it’s being made at an airport. The stadium pricing model is particularly cruel for Americans who can’t afford fuel to reach the lots. Tickets to either watch men chase a ball or visit a different plane landing zone are as unobtainable as a three-egg omelette.
Fight oppression by placing unfathomable burdens on those diabolical corporations who provide energy for humanity. Cooks peddling their work would find compensation without Gavin Newsom’s help. Still, the untrained dishwasher insists on chopping. Minimum wages have increased overhead to the point that eating is a luxury, but at least everyone’s rich.
Doing something beneficial is its own reward. Or maybe the money is. Liberals are outraged either way. They think stuff and help should be offered out of the goodness of one’s heart. Mandating everything results from depressing outlooks. The presently dominant ruling party cares so much for poor people that they make everyday items unobtainable. You can get by as long as you don’t need food.
Ideological bullies manipulated the system into doing the same with people who aren’t them. Goons should be thrilled. They aren’t, of course, and not just because they’re miserable humans. Grabby Democrats got every policy they wanted. They’re now additionally cranky because of that whole results thing. Liberalism works great without trying any of it.
Pointing at everyone who pointed out the concepts were doomed to fail is an unwelcome reciprocated gesture. The audacious claim that they haven’t enacted their dreams is the closest Democrats come to clever.
Habitual accusers not about to credit brutes who cheapen themselves by meeting customers’ needs. They certainly aren’t going to bring anything desirable into existence. Government’s best case is to stop standing in the pathways of useful people. But we can’t have equality if people other than Democrats are succeeding.
