Biden Charged
Joe Biden hates his job. The contempt for his tasks is as certain as money’s sudden worthlessness. You possess the nerve to keep noticing how he’s doing. The most undeserving president possible was led to believe he could order you to do whatever he pleases, including when it comes to categorizing his performance. Who hired him?
Arrest sellers for not obeying the president’s command to lower prices. Americans who are stuck in place more than figuratively need plutonium-powered vehicles, as they’d be cheaper to run. Gas prices skyrocket fast enough that everyone would be buying gallons if they reflected the Powerball jackpot. But this is a case where only the tickets cost more and nobody wins. To be fair, one must factor in inflation Biden also caused for the context of why nobody can afford anything. Playing Monopoly with real money is an obtainable thrill.
At least people have nowhere to go. It’s too bad Biden won’t follow the example he set and conclude it’s not worth working. Rewarding idleness shows this White House knows how to inflict initiatives even if they don’t grasp them. Inadvertent lessons will have to suffice until the end of 2024. Attempting to get something for nothing features a catch if you are new to this plane of existence and thus feel surprised.
Informing people they have no chance to get ahead shows the effectiveness of messaging. Not every slogan is helpful. A president who’s insistent that those who are rich stole fortunes from you has done everything he can to keep people from attempting to make their own. Wait for your cut of plunder to contribute to cosmic fairness.
The lack of created value is thorough. Waiting just to get a check that’s worth less than the envelope doesn’t seem to increase riches or fulfillment, and it’s sure nice of this White House to prove their critics right.
Government shields us from terror, crime, and international chaos as long as you stockpiled enough booze to initiate obliviousness. Comic book supervillains enjoy creating documentaries inspired by fictional film escapades. Marvel is redundant not just because of their frivolous scripts. Our real world plot is driven by special effects if you wonder why you loathe the story.
Hiding in the Senate is the best career decision our fuming putz of a president ever made. Of course, the purported leader of the free world wasn’t going to try anything like running a company. It’s no surprise the man who it’s no compliment to call the prototypical politician is committed to grifting and discouragement. Biden certainly wasn’t going to attempt something productive.
Our inspirational executive is wisest when he doesn’t try to be wise. Hiding during the group project kept him from dragging down the collective grade, which is the best hope for those who decorated the poster board. The only thing worse than slacking is someone who should’ve been held back trying to take charge. Lousy student Biden loathes the curve.
The lamentable incumbent unfortunately thinks he’s adept at running existence despite every bit of evidence up to and including this point. The only thing worse than a president who thinks he can run your life is an officious oaf inadvertently obsessed with showing why it’s such a ghastly concept.
Lack of leadership is even less surprising than usual. We’ve endured consecutive Democratic presidents from the purported upper chamber with the lowest results possible. The snobbier congressional wing is a particularly poor location to recruit presidents, and not just because of the hideously envious ideology of around half of its regrettable members. The Senate is shamed by also providing back-to-back Donkey Party vice presidents counting the guy who was technically promoted.
A trainee who’s almost 80 still isn’t learning. But figuring how to be the boss for the first time is the least of this particular executive’s worries. Being sort-of in charge wouldn’t have been useful training for a recruit incapable of improvement. Our pudding cup president would remain historically dreadful if he had spent decades as Delaware’s governor. Some relatively lucky alternate dimension has Biden wrecking one state on his own instead of contributing to wrecking the nation.
There’s value in both doing this before and doing it correctly. A president who’s made everything worthless will never grasp the multiplication tables, much less why his blunders made life woeful in costliness. It’s much preferable to have a president with wise ideas and zero time in an executive role than the reverse. We got neither. America ended up with a president who’s never ran anything and is running the country into the ground.
Biden got the wrong kind of experience, but at least he has half a century of it. The Senate is sadly an ideal place to spend decades going unchallenged as he spouted every daft notion that came to his consistently poor mind. The chance to actually inflict what he dreams isn’t a system flaw as much as it is a condemnation of one particularly woeful person.
Having one’s name attached to such influential trends is every megalomaniac’s goal. Unfortunately, doing big and good things aren’t necessarily the same. The Biden economy, Biden foreign policy, and Biden echoing gas tanks aren’t about to inspire a new generation to skip business school. For such a tantrum-thrower, this elderly infant is unaccustomed to getting what he wants. Now, the chief brat gets his wish as the genie chuckles. Deciding what policies get enacted is a curse for dolts.
Avoiding acknowledgment might take enough effort to blessedly keep Biden busy for the rest of his lamentable term. There’s a good reason Democrats prefer communal credit. Look at the individuals they deploy.
This commander-in-chief has never been in charge of anything before for countless good reasons. Promotion exposes what happens when preposterous notions become a presidential agenda. Contentment with bitching in favor of daftness in a legislature should’ve been sufficient. Please let Biden inspire those who agree with him to abandon ambition.
