Evil Soft Reboot in Latest Assassination Attempt on Trump
Another assassination try is going to delay the report on bungling the first. The hopelessly hopeful shooter is so inconsiderate. Government can’t do its job as seething malefactors blessedly screw up theirs.
Civility is the casualty. There’s sitting out the election between unpalatable choices. Then there’s smirking while explaining what someone who committed the crime of not being one’s preferred candidate did to prompt his own murder attempt. Donald Trump is being treated as the suspect. News broadcasts frame the incident as if mouthing off makes this a suicide attempt. It’s a logical result for those with an awful lack of it.
The era of victim-shaming is at galaxy brain level. Democrats don’t limit their contempt for the innocent to ending cash bail while prosecuting those standing up to assaulters. Parody headlines blaming the intended bull’s-eye couldn’t keep pace with the real fake media as the quasi-journalistic effort to despise Trump even when a dastard aims at him reaches its absurd apex.
Foes are sticking with what’s now their default justification for a narrowly-thwarted sniper mission, namely that it’s not a big deal if the target made accusations that illegal immigrants are dining on pets. Call him a threat to democracy while shrugging off a planned homicide that would’ve torn apart the political process. Liberals with awful rhetoric responded to Trump once more facing mortal peril by condemning his awful rhetoric.
Foes of responsibility cite the lack of gun control, which would be ironic if true. They may want to switch focus to the sentient being who craved pulling the trigger. It’s not like his identity was breaking news to those tasked with protection: the Hinckley wannabe was known to authorities in a detail as predictable as inflation upon trying to get rich by printing extra money. Learning the FBI did nothing about the tip that the aspiring assassin owned a firearm despite being a convicted felon is similarly unsurprising. Ignoring broken gun laws before cursing the object: this story gets more liberal by the update.
The despicable attempt to contextualize the latest maniac’s dream of altering history in the worst way is based in the apparently novel realization that Trump can be untruthful and nasty. It’s unprecedented in the field. Are you sure this is politics we’re talking about? He’s been an insider all along.
I hate to be cynical, but Democrats can occasional be casual with truthfulness. Fans of the allegedly pure side may be shocked by how many lies Kamala has told. She’s basically fibbing about currently serving as vice president. Asking what the reaction would be with switched parties is an ancient practice for good reason. Wondering about the aftermath if this happened to a Democrat is easy: just imagine being denounced for the rest of your life for thinking kids would be smarter without a Department of Education.
The consequences of such wicked ambitions are far-reaching, such as deep state-scolding lunatics feeling validated. Sure, they don’t have evidence, but everything lines up in a way that confirms their very not unhinged ideology. Ineptness is the simpler explanation. Baseless conspiracies stem from widespread incompetence.
Thwarting a villain leads to shrugging off the threat. Law enforcement pre-empted the threat, which ingrates never appreciate. The unappreciative downplay the threat to the person and our system by noting the offender never got the chance to fire, which is like dismissing worries about terrorism because passengers thwarted Richard Reid before he could ignite his shoe bomb. Authorities in Florida protected the contender in a way the Secret Service didn’t in Pennsylvania, and they’ll never be forgiven for it.
Empathy junkies show how much they care by reflexively switching to calculation. Biased cable news dolts fret that almost getting shot again could affect the election. Such ghouls are right, although naturally not in the way they think. Their very callousness is creating sympathy for the one person they want to get none. Subjectivity convinces viewers in its way.
Sloppy unqualified researchers with Sriracha stains on their lab coats infringe upon the experiment with their clumsy participation. The observer effect means they’re aiding Trump by lamenting how they fear the story will do just that. Journalists who can’t grasp journalism’s tenets will certainly fail to understand quantum physics.
You must specify which attack in a sign of how 2024’s going. Both must be brought to memory. The initial assault where he was actually wounded was the story of our times for a weekend. That was an eternity compared to the most recent, which has disappeared like the second Moon landing. This is the supernova era where every news story makes a huge momentary impact that disappears virtually instantly. Enlightened squirrels have longer attention spans.
The one thing that hasn’t changed since the first botched hit is that I’m still not voting for him. I didn’t let the first fiend shock me into polling place backlash and a disturbing quantity won’t change that.
Trump’s worst foes rotting in a cell or Hell doesn’t affect how he remains the biggest phony and most genuine Republican liberal. The man who didn’t get his chance to beat Joe Biden is like Elaine’s bad breaker upper who is not necessarily exciting because he can arouse that kind of passion. He remains the miserable black hole tariff fan who can’t finish a fence any more than he can lose gracefully. And I still want him safe. Expressing the simplest concern shouldn’t be a big deal.
Attempted assassins keep helping their prey. Trump has enjoyed the trend throughout the last career that deserves assistance. The loser attempted killers create an extension of overreacting to his buffoonery. Demonic conduct gives Trump and allies a chance to be righteously outraged if anyone needs a reason to denounce monstrosity beyond the sake of it. Anyone who can’t muster enough basic decency to oppose the attempt on the life of the person for whom they’d never vote is contributing to his campaign. Add it to the latest scoundrel’s punishment.