Fail Again
Get failures out of the way to make success more probable. This administration must be due for a good result after countless stumbles. A roulette wheel is bound to land on your spouse’s birthdate. The same people who’ve cranked up half the table keep betting the game is fair.
Asking how many times things must fail before the president stops trying them turns out not help with coping. You can’t expect him to be sensible, and infuriation exacerbates woe. It’s not like the results of implementing what Joe Biden thinks have been easy to conceal. There are more fun spectator sports than watching devastation. Americans flee like Godzilla is toppling the economy. Grasp the lesson on nature schooling humanity about the folly of inflation.
Today sadly offers even more reasons to change course. Avoidable inflicted agony should at least create an opportunity to learn why continuing to do so may be unwise. Instead, White House flunkies are motivated to try what inflicts pain even harder. Disregard frequent examples to throw on the teetering stack that stands alongside currency piles needed to buy American cheese.
Keeping federal agencies in business by hassling actual businesses is almost a neat trick. Causing the problems is self-sustaining in a way that’s slightly less than ideal. Those suspicious of standard human trading think businesses keep inflicting harm just like they do if you wonder why they’re so hostile to productivity. Presuming everyone else is as inept sure is closed-minded.
Saving money in a tricky economy by not being able to afford transportation. Don’t fret, as there’s nowhere to go. Were you going to head to some imaginary job, sillypants? Gas is twice as expensive, which is okay as long as it’s twice as good. Lamentably, the fuel seems to display the same properties, meaning it doesn’t enable traveling in the air or through dimensions. I blame Big Oil for restraining progress.
Corporate greed sure spiked uncannily just after inflation became as common as oxygen. Democrats may as well try to convince us high prices reflect awesome products. You’re not opposed to obeying supply and demand, are you?
An overpaid minimum wage doesn’t seem to be buying much. Overpaying made everything more costly, including for new hires. But at least they’re rich. As for those who prefer useless checks without the hassle of labor, free money was surely going to help buy whatever we pleased. The only benefit was massive biceps from lugging around enough currency to buy a taco.
Chefs who simply can’t avoid meddling always wonder why their pizza never cooks after opening the oven door enough to make the inside close to room temperature. Those making life unappetizing despise the free market because it implies they shouldn’t be checking doneness constantly. That’s aside from how they have to work. Finding something productive to do without being assigned that role offends Democrats who are trying to assign a better future.
Guns hurt a lot of feelings. They don’t even have to force those holding them to pull the trigger in order to cause harm. Banning them is supposed to create blissful safety. As with all of liberalism, results are pending indefinitely. I don’t want to count how many times we have to sigh and point out more of them doesn’t cause more crime any more than more liquor stores increase drunk driving. That’s in between tapping the glass protecting the Bill of Rights. A frame shouldn’t be the only thing.
A thorough commitment to blaming implements doesn’t just lead to murderers dodging responsibility for crimes perpetrated by diabolically enchanted firearms: it leads to presuming the law-abiding increasing ownership increases crime. More people getting wealthy makes us poor in the same way. Liberals don’t need to explain results. Maybe someday those who will grab guns once they’ve done enough push-ups will learn the mere possibility the law-abiding are armed deters crime. It’ll happen right after they realize why inflation’s astronomical. Vladimir Putin is apparently winning the war on our economy.
Ostentatious adherents who proclaim they believe in science sure get conclusions wrong a lot. The distraction of the boast is more suitable to magic tricks than laboratories. Quaint masking to prevent the plague is as mortifying as phrenology. You must be a freedom-loving dolt who cares more about rights than fellow humans living if you heed results. It’s not that people who dare believe in liberty noticed how experiments turned out or anything.
Nothing will change, as the same policy failures will spur the same excuses. Your political meddlers are still going to act like those who notice prefer poor dead orphans to face a future where they’ll be doomed to sickness.
Ardent commitment is unwise when a faith has been proven to be bunk. Maintaining beliefs requires averting their gaze from what true believers have done. It’s little wonder they intrinsically oppose personal responsibility. Zealots not only refuse to accept there might be an alternative solution but presume their daftly harmful notions are the sole allowable ones. Striving to eliminate competition in every way is key to their salvation. The rest of us are forced to pray they don’t succeed.
