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Shut up. It’ll save you the embarrassment of uttering a distastefully regressive remark your wholly objective executive overlords would deem hateful. Don’t you prefer self-regulation to legal force? The White House uses their free speech rights to bitch about plebes having theirs. Hostility to talking is a particularly nice touch from emblematic failures who deserve every word of criticism.
Orwell was an amateur. Targeting talking illustrates Joe Biden’s thorough commitment to thorough power. The Disinformation Governance Board only sounds like I made it up. Thankfully, the chilling euphemistic agency had a Chevy Chase Show-length life because citizens ironically used their pesky freedom of speech to notice this putzing White House tried going full autocrat on you noticing they suck hard.
Accountability is the worst if you became a federal employee precisely to avoid it. Biden minions loathe the free market because responses are allowed. As perfect arbiters of truth and ideal distributors of resources, you have some nerve noticing their schemes are going as smoothly as those of Jimmy McGill. Dang feedback undermined the pursuit of truth as declared by the diktats of inept oafs who think inflation is caused by corporate greed.
Checking federal power is precisely why they hate it. The Biden White House shows the precise dangers of pompous twits thinking whatever authority they’ve regrettably been handed is a good start. The incumbent wants to run everything even though he clearly should be in charge of nothing.
The speech-shuttering cabal didn’t even prompt regret once everyone verbalized their outrage. It’s not because those who think the presidency is the only branch that matters realized the government isn’t there to limit words but because they got caught. The most childish bullies with the most power loathe how we use the right to talk to say they should be the last ones allowed to make us pipe down.
A White House that has nothing but messaging even sucks at that. Consistency males life easier. What else would they blame but disinformation? Damnable liars deeming what truth is at least offers amusement, as does engaging in the precise sort of distortions and semantics they claim to fight. Thank them for the example.
Government has decided one entity should be in charge of proclaiming what constitutes facts. The sheen of authority makes federal flunkies accurate every time they yap. This impossibly cloddish White House is undoubtedly correct about everything. A president cracking down on free speech under the guise of battling disinformation should probably strive not to get every last freaking thing wrong.
Please report for your struggle session. Your unmutual contempt for obvious progress keeps the whole from reaching bliss. Let your supervisors have their fantasy. This White House’s dim stooges already dream of a streamlined government that gloriously allows the benevolent leader to order collective utopia into being. Curtailing your option to curtail their obviously incredible scheming is the logical continuation. Being caught in violation doesn’t apply to claiming Hunter Biden behaves.
The First Amendment’s first word is “Congress”, which the White House interprets to mean that they’re allowed to cover your mouth with duct tape. The executive imposes what legislators only wish they could. Checks and balances are a crucial part of our system. And you thought Biden didn’t respect the Constitution.
A president who tries fighting poverty by starting off deciding that we’re all rich has it exactly backward as usual. The Bill of Rights opener is not just our most cherished principle because letting people talk is legal: it’s legal because it’s a basic right. Wait until wannabe fascists learn owning guns follows the same reasoning.
Fearing open opinion markets has been spurred by their contempt for one particular tycoon. Potential Twitter baron Elon Musk is depraved enough to dream of enabling people with less money to speak as they wish. Contemporary titans aren’t a problem as long as they apologize for selling products customers want with genuflecting wokeness.
Very democratic Democrats are horrified by the idea of people having their say. Humans acting as their own editors bypasses completely fair party operatives placed as journalists. Placing narratives makes it tough to cover facts. It’s no wonder they’re inept.
Sorting out what’s worthwhile is our job. This particularly pushy administration doesn’t trust free markets in any case, including when it comes to free speech. Label anyone more conservative than Honecker hateful for ease of labeling.
“Hate speech” means anything liberals disagree with. Noting how inflation has made gasoline even more unobtainable embodies subversiveness. Fuel prices spiked as soon as Biden got behind the wheel, and noticing patterns is malicious. Be honest like when he blames Bond villain Vladimir Putin as this regrettable administration’s own putzing policies inflict misery on Americans.
It’d be bad enough if some Vox twit declared politicians should declare rights aren’t absolute before deciding just how much should be trimmed. These people are in charge of the executive branch. The incumbent is as close to a marionette as possible, but his flunkies assure us he dreamed of lazy tyranny back when he was a semi-coherent plagiarizing statist.
Your kind and wise supervisors will totally wield power thoughtfully fairly, so there’s no need to freak out. Clamping down on yapping reflects the same way they see the rest of their precious invasive government. The only thing worse than lusting after control is how much they suck at it. The only thing worse than that is the lack of foresight involved in thinking they’ll reign indefinitely.
Failing to think of tomorrow’s consequences doesn’t only apply to printing excessive money today. I hope Ron DeSantis wins so he can be in charge of the Federal Truth Squad. Like free money, this White House attaches endless conditions to free speech.
