Helping with Trouble for Trump
Liberals helping Donald Trump show that bipartisanship lives. Everything’s a show for those who learn nothing but performing. The most liberal Republican is helped by Republican-hating liberals. Each side is certain of exactly one thing, namely that the other side sucks. For once, they’re right.
Campers smashing campuses love electing Republicans as much as they do Hamas.
Bitching about genocide while endorsing a terror squad is merely a prominent recent blatant hypocrisy. Throwing a tantrum while they’re at it is a gift to opponents who just need to respond with shaking heads. Kamala Harris promises to forgive repayment of busted desks.
Empty shelves and streets emphasize the value of space. Who needs things and people? Democrats help simplify your life. Of course, you didn’t request assistance, but imposing awesomeness is their gift to humans too unenlightened to know what’s good for them. Criminals take what they please to curtail minimalism.
It’s not like he’ll fix it. This is Donald Trump we’re discussing. We have the example of his whole frigging term and every dang moment of his miserable career leading up to it. Pretending he was a business titan was perfect practice for pretending to make America whole. The true alpha and embodiment of dominant success was thwarted by meanie Democrats and establishment Republicans, but that was just a practice term.
Committed cultist still believe their golden savior will personally stand guard over the border. That whole thing where he’ll tell his dupes whatever they want to hear apparently still works. It suckers his foes, too. The last person to take seriously is the first person to exploit those who fall for it.
This year is 1968 on meth. The ungratefully useless kick whatever they can to further their goal of loving productivity. America-loathing lunatics displaying their ideology by smashing as much of the country as possible. To them, it’s productivity. A free nation ingrates loathe is only saved by their ineptitude.
Deciding to flaunt just how much they despise the place where they’re blessed to live is the sophisticated approach. A cushy existence despite contributing exactly nothing spurs ironic resentment. Getting everything yet hating all sounds like a certain presidential candidate. Enemies who share similar personalities will be the plot of the next Batman movie, too.
Nixon was a piker compared to a wholesale condemner. The general sense Dick opposed hippie dreck was his greatest electoral asset. An opportunity based in the shameful behavior of unrestrained leftism shows history is out of ideas like Hollywood.
Can you believe liberals can’t control themselves? This is very strange. Outbursts resulting from their histrionic ideology taking control of their overwrought emotions are surely novel.
Primordial politics are devolving. Scientists don’t have to theorize about something happening as we watch. Warring factions share mutual instincts to loathe everyone not from their tribe. One side makes a show of standing in front of an American flag if you can’t tell them apart.
The erstwhile television steak pitchman spent his entire cursed charmed existence getting helped by enemies. The legion sworn to stopping Trump inevitably overreacts to his overreactions. Yelling even louder will surely make him look like the crazy one just like claiming the person who couldn’t make money off owning Atlantic City roulette wheels dreams of imposing the Fourth Reich. A histrionic-off is a loss for opponents of drama queens.
Blessing the human who least deserves it is this year’s joke. The universe comes up with an annual comedy theme that’d be funny for those not enduring it. Self-styled comic book heroes need a villain to justify their existences. Raging like unhinged lunatics about white supremacy that nobody else can see doesn’t quite rise to the level of a superpower.
A big-spending autocrat is a consolation prize for Democrats. Trump would’ve been chosen by his former party if they were capable of scheming successfully. The best argument against the conspiracy theory is that there’s no way a party which spends an increasingly unfathomable borrowed sum to fix the economy would be capable of planning ahead.
Liberal values with conservative rhetoric is way worse in practice than the other way around. Ranting about horrid Democrats doesn’t reduce moronic spending on our behalf by a weak strongman. Pretending to loathe him as part of the theater would be funnier if the stage weren’t our country.
Democrats should calm down no matter how unlikely that seems possible. Government’s enthusiasts are going to get much of what they want. Anyone capable of mathematics knows Social Security’s going to continue to consume the nation, which is not as reassuring as hoped. At least we can not admire a border wall which somehow didn’t get finished by the ultimate alpha male and real estate tycoon.
Trump doesn’t need to provide any sort of uplifting plan. That’s a relief for the person most incapable of generating one. A hindsight specialist can merely gesture at all the rubble Joe Biden’s created. Rebuilding it into something useful will surely follow.
Being negative about negativity is Trump’s gift, if that counts. The prototypical scowler doesn’t have to offer anything uplifting when we’ve been lifted so far downward. But I suspect conditions wouldn’t improve upon his selection based on freaking enduring his term. We already tried this, as everyone seems to have forgotten. The Twilight Zone reboot curses us to relive something nobody else remembers. Failing to recognize patterns brings the good and bad news of controlling our own fates. They’ll blame each other.
