Iran As Bad At Attacking Israel As Anything Else
Iran just sent its economy to be destroyed. They didn’t set anything aside to have their twisted version of fun next weekend. The living medieval museum spent 87 percent of its GDP on drones that turned into an Israeli fireworks show. The one Middle Eastern country you’d choose to live in is resented by everyone around it for ruining the grade curve.
The Persian Empire’s remnants still have their weeds. But they won’t sell for much. Geopolitical experts debate whether brilliant mullahs knew their allegedly noble flying armada would be destroyed or thought they’d destroy what they aimed to hit, which you may recognize as the Middle East’s only functioning spot. Israel sighs as it defends the neighborhood’s societal outpost yet again.
Iran is a Batman villain without the character. Caricatured reprobates can’t even seem compelling as they spread chaos. A rabid all-time dastard certainly isn’t going to generate something useful. But they sure will try to wreck the output of those not residing in the Third or Fourth World. True professional deadbeats are so jealous of the productive that they will set out to destroy them so everyone’s equally miserable. At least we know why liberals sympathize with them.
Even remedial countries know Israel makes sure attacks more than even out.
So, who would be dim enough to strike first? Iran raises its hand. A place which hasn’t discovered civilization lacks the impulse control to foresee consequences. It’s easy to see why they’re on eternal probation unless you’re them. The Carl Showalters of the world don’t think ahead about their assaults. If they did, they’d be able to create a nation that offered more than sand and terror as exports.
Ungrateful Westerners who romanticize brutes enable gall. A nation that’s primitive for the ninth century didn’t learn their lesson. Or, they did in the same sense that unpunished bullies continue to operate wedgie rackets. Moronic hooligans still possess the instinct to learn they can get away with lashing out if teachers are negligent.
The UN is rushing to vote to blame Israel for getting in the way of Iran’s drones. Our globe features a forum for recognizing commonalities. Unfortunately, that often means anti-Semitism given the frequent appalling tendencies of many members of our species. Gathering everyone together to talk out problems is counterproductive when there are so many awful idiots.
An assembly of Borats knows who’s the cause of every planetary ill. They just know that there would be no more warfare, poverty, or mosquito bites if a sliver of a country with a legislature and pride parades no longer had the nerve to guard from bloodthirsty pillagers.
Losers blaming Jews for their failures is not just for disheartening Twitter replies. The oldest prejudice is popular amongst shrieking hateful lunatics who run entire countries. To be fair, they’re not good countries. Iran is Earth’s Limp Bizkit.
The barbarian state’s enablers enjoy a weekend packed with even more fun than class warfare. Iran’s BFF Barack Obama struggles to not refer to Iran’s meagerly diabolical barrage as second Christmas. Ben Rhodes thinks missile footage is NSFW. And Tommy Vietor has never been happier to have gotten the most undeserving promotion from van driver.
Humans who aren’t arrogant in decline are left pondering how life got this dangerous while ducking for cover. The question of whether the Party of Biden enabled Iran deliberately out of contempt for all things decent or were legitimately daft remains unanswered. As is often the case with Democratic devastation, the rotten result of believing they could befriend an asylum with an Olympic team is the same either way.
Flaccid appeasement doesn’t stop unprovoked attacks as well as expected. Fake tough guys are truly easy to spot. Look at this dump since this White House strolled into power for countless examples of disregarded orders. Iran stopped listening to Joe Biden commanding “Don’t” halfway through the word. Edgar Wright knew it was a joke.
The incumbent laments not increasing Iran’s allowance. Stingy American taxpayers could’ve turned Iran into New Eden if they allowed Obama to send a second pallet of cash, but they were such babies about dropping off one. The Islamic Republic’s centrifuges would be used as ice cream churns today if we had just heeded the gentle wisdom of Marie Harf.
Bribery always works, according to those who dole it without funding it. The same people who think printing money is about to make everyone rich believe hush money will turn goons into pals. The good news about inflation is that it devalued Iran’s kitty.
It’s easy to guess who started this again. Craven fiends who attacked a music festival have an ideological ally in a nation sending missiles at the not very precise target of a whole country. The intended ground zero will righteously preserve itself for the crime of existing even as they’re condemned for it.
The good guys have never been easier to identify, which confuses those who claim they’re anti-fascist because they torched cities with their faces concealed. Comparing themselves to D-Day liberators is a typically pompous notion by those condemning Israel for responding. Getting attacked by the wicked for the being decent is as predictable as anti-Semitism. There’s no greater test of faith than doing what’s right in a very wrong world.
