Iran Dealt
Fordow is now a Spirit Halloween. We’re discovering the names of Iranian nuke sites where the proprietors very peacefully tried to split atoms. Learning about the world is fun, especially when it’s about exploding specific parts of same world that were used by ghouls who aspired to do the same to the innocent. A diabolical scientist’s heinous lair is duller than envisioned, especially since this one didn’t have a wet bar.
We blew up Iran’s potato. Some of their other scant possessions may no longer be intact, as well. Dodging bombs should offer a chance for self-reflection. The emblematic villain might cease embodying a Third World barbaric hellhole if they opened to trade instead of spending some of their meager revenue from their terror economy on trying to nuke neighbors. One Crumbl franchise will make them rethink their opposition to the West.
Tehran’s fly swatters weren’t as strong as experts believed. An outpost that refuses to join the 20th century in the 21st is unable to defend its fiendish hives. America is not letting Israel have all the fun.
Iran didn’t switch to a rainbow avatar this month. I’m trying to get liberals to support the bombing. Valiant heroes amongst us who claim they’d punch a Nazi are horrified by wrecking the nuclear facilities of an entity that wants to nuke the only Jewish state. The Free Palestine side has been deprived of their chance to threaten Israel’s existence if you wonder why they’re extra cranky.
Making Iran even flatter protects Israel. Bigots who use Zionist as a slur are deeply offended. America is safer, as well, which horrifies its residents who think it’s an ordinary place that also exceptionally oppresses everyone who lives there and everywhere else.
Bombs migrated without paperwork. Now ICE’s enemies are for dropping them. Iran’s nuclear program wasn’t illegal: it was undocumented. Fans of illegal immigration are deeply concerned bombing an enemy scoundrel’s mushroom cloud creation facilities is unconstitutional. They’re into the Constitution if it’s for Iran’s sake.
Rather active Persian central planners have an ideological ally behind enemy lines. Iran is supported by nobody in the world except Democrats. It’s party policy to let Iran bully us. They volunteered to hand over lunch money by the pallet. It’s not like the cash was theirs: as is typical, the moochers took funds from others to fund their dreadful notions. There are to be no more kings, demand defenders of mullahs.
Remember the real victims of Iran not getting to blow up what they want, namely Democrats. Barack Obama is horrified by the assault against his BFF. American taxpayer money was spent to destroy facilities built by same.
Obama’s henchmen are at DEFCON 1 Red Alert. They’re defending their side, which means the one that sustained rather heavy losses from their foes putting B-2s to good use. Ruining their weekend was a bonus. We’re bombing Iran because Tommy Vietor’s boss did everything he could to help them go atomic. The van driver is not big into cause and effect, which means he should lose his license, too.
It’s a tough time for Rashida Tlaib while she waits to learn if her loved ones are okay. They’re wary about answering pages. Her favorite classmates almost completed their science fair project but now will be held back a grade. Meanwhile, you’re all heartlessly celebrating while Ben Rhodes is waiting for his Facebook friends to mark themselves safe from rubble.
Democrats took the wrong side on the battle of ideology, too. They want the president to have limitless powers aside from the ones actually granted. The commander-in-chief has latitude to strike enemies who are active threats. It’s not like commandeering U.S Steel. As for the excessively impressed Red Hat Brigade, they could use a reminder at a time of extra boasting that any Republican would’ve done the same to those low-energy losers in Iran and also not bombed our economy with tariffs.
Inept arrogance while acting like a liberal is of secondary performance when Stealth Bombers are taking out primary targets. Americans are supportive of a president when American military personnel face risk defending us from malefactors too cartoonish for a Marvel movie. Iran needs a mop. Does anyone have one to loan?
Our bombs work. They’re a good value for taxpayers. Blowing up stuff is one of the few things government does well. Federal power is destructive by nature and should be employed accordingly. Use it to keep Iranian centrifuges from spinning, not health care from working.
Fretting about revenge is a miscalculation so daft that Khamenei could’ve made it. Iran would’ve deployed their sleeper cells already if they had placed them, as they’re not precisely known for impulse control. And now they can’t inflict revenge via fusion. North Korea has to be babied since they went thermonuclear if anyone needs an example of why despots need vigorous discipline.
We’re at war. I hate to alarm anyone. But this isn’t breaking news. The alleged republic has been our adversary since 1979 on a previous occasion when a Democrat let lunatic ayatollahs harm Americans at will. The Jimmy Carter National Historical Park should be closed today out of embarrassment. It’s a rough day for his library’s staffers; let them clock out early.
Oh, no: now Iran’s going to dislike us. It looks like a bombed-out country. That totally wasn’t the case before Saturday. An evil medieval state has been prevented from obtaining the most modern weaponry. They should be pleased deep down for the chance at consistency. A professional terror state that’s an amateurish nation can either quit or be made to resign. Iran can keep rubble hostage.
