Kamala, Media Lose
Telling a woman what to do is wrong, according to bossy liberals who tried telling a woman how to obtain at least 270 electoral votes. A helplessly unhelpful media did their very best to drag Kamala to victory despite their inherent lack of upper body strength and calculating power. The deceitful objective in objectivity’s defiance was difficult when the subject was uncooperative to the point she seemed to be deliberately sabotaging her allies’ efforts.
Kamala presumably wanted to be president. Talking about how nice things are swell was her best hope for a career. That explains why she ran, sort of. A person who wanted to speak for a living campaigned more actively in 2020 if her memory stretches back to such ancient depths. It’s not like a government lifer was going to get a job in some useful industry, so portraying an inspirational leader who was capable of thinking out what she was about to say served as her application.
Editors could only chop her incoherence into semi-digestible fragments with no nutritional value. A new low in shamelessness on behalf of the Democrat is this year’s campaign record. It’s nearly impressive how the worst profession manages to sink even lower. Acting as if middling pinko Barack Obama were the messiah was relatively balanced.
Guardians of facts didn’t think it was worth discovering what a presidential finalist believed. Such knowledge might be somewhat important, especially for Democrats who do everything possible to turn the one-person branch into a dictatorship. Alleged foes of fascism enjoy pretending executive orders can replace that whole tiresome bill becoming a law process. For people who love government, they sure hate its rules.
It’s okay to call her a beneficiary of her race and gender. After all, Joe Biden explicitly stated that’s why she was hired. It was one of his few lucid moments. Condemning America’s inherent racism as they promote minority females without any other applicable skills is their clever way of staying in business.
Versatile stringers must improvise in response to constantly evolving conditions. Take fibbing to make Democratic imbeciles appear coherent. Vapid rambler Kamala features a different style than Grampy Mushbrain discussing geopolitics with his paperweight. But the same dedication to concealing an regrettable dunce’s obvious shortcomings brought them together.
Biden chose Harris because neither can form a sentence. Common ground unites those who want to seize your money and never get trains built that nobody would ride, anyway. Journalists interested in doing their rather easy jobs would have noted how atrocious both different kinds of phonies were wholly unsuited for their respective offices. But those tasked with holding those in power accountable are not interested in competence or clicks.
Democratic transcript generators are dedicated to principles over profit. The pursuit is not quite as noble as one would think, what with their rabid insistence on warping reality. Making their own industry obsolete is how they reduce their carbon footprint. Consider it an apology to Earth for any newspapers than didn’t get recycled.
A job dedicated to accuracy requires lying on behalf of any Democrat. Pretending government spends what was yours to benefit you is just like making up a nice personality for an unpleasant scold shows the press corps aspires to write fiction. Based on their samples, I wouldn’t produce their scripts. Take how we were risibly told that Hillary Clinton is a competent potential executive who understands how to act like a human. The aforementioned Obama possessed no skills other than reading Great Leap Forward-style manifestos in a mellifluous tone which seduced his apostles. And Kamala was going to bring us joy except for how she couldn’t even pronounce it.
The chief qualification to become a journalist is utter shamelessness. A belief that the wrong side of Germany won the Cold War is next on the list for those who rely on free speech.
Fibbing for socialism was not okay because the opponent was renowned for unpleasantness. The vilification of anyone who thinks America is swell will happen against someone other than Donald Trump. The hypothetical Republican might have a plan to make the debt clock spin down while allowing autonomous individuals to choose schools for their children and buy health insurance from any company that offered a fair plan. Recognize this figurative being by the lack of claims to create jobs. Removing miserable hindrances that prevent employment from ever taking place is indirect action that actually helps.
Uselessly despised correspondents can’t figure out why their profession is as archaic as the buggy whip industry and viewed with more scorn than lawyers who star in commercials. The seamless transition to this magical world of virtual newspapers could’ve created actual careers. Instead, cub reporters chose to become blacksmiths minus creating something with their hands.
Those who worked full time in a spare time vocation were naturally ungrateful. Social media users took on the job of journalists and did a better job presenting authenticity. A hobby became necessary because those who get paid in token sums to perform as ostensible professionals decided the way to attract readers and viewers after nobody buys newspapers or sits through evening news commercials is to sweeten crowd noise for brainless command economy fans who miss the Berlin Wall.
The real story is how atrocious Kamala was at running for president despite a concerted effort to pretend the exact opposite. Of course, the media won’t cover it. A scandal that’s as huge as it gets is about their mendaciousness, so forget discovering it at traditional dinosaurs. Winos with college degrees who dig for nickels from an indifferent public instead of sifting through trash for Mountain Dew cans might have gotten people to enter credit card numbers to take down paywalls if they started printing diary entries as confessions.
