Liberally Wrong About Israel

Israel has some nerve surviving. It’s like they’re trying to encourage anti-Semitism. The country that keeps fighting just because others keep punching also embarrasses its critics. Scolding about hunting terrorists embodies how the left sees everything. Honorary North Koreans get war sides wrong like it’s the economy. The next round of printing cash will be the one that lets us buy what we want.

Figuring oppression is innate leads to reflexively seeing who’s its victim. The only way to exacerbate warped claptrap about incessant mistreatment is to identify the alleged oppressor incorrectly. Of course, atrocity’s enablers do that. One side targeted the other, which is inconvenient for foes of coherent timelines who think corporations discovered greed after Joe Biden’s inauguration.

Ask who Hamas admirers think were World War II’s bad guys to at least get some giggles out of their shame. Uncannily siding against one particular faith also involves thinking loser countries have gotten robbed. The Third World party isn’t having much fun.

The team with less surely must be exploited. A faction that’s unable to devise anything surely couldn’t be resentful against one that can: in fact, we’re told they’re just trying to get their stuff back. The alternative is that hard work and creativity lead to success, and we can’t let conservatives start to think they’re right.

Believing there’s a finite amount of wealth is the standard belief of the useless. Forget trying to actualize any: those who mooch off the productive can’t even conceive of contributing. Personal desires motivate the philosophy of the ironically selfish as they condemn the greed of those who desire to keep what they earn.

There sure is a lack of empathy amongst those who claim to care about everyone else. Retailers offering value resemble Israel building an outlet out of sand, and such entrepreneurship spurs resentment in social justice studies majors.

Identifying who’s victimized is a challenge invented by those who don’t like anything easy. Israel is a shark tank surrounded by a sea of predators. Pretending it’s the neighborhood’s aggressor is a common hobby for those who coincidentally also damn cops instead of criminals. America’s vanishing property spike resulted from Democrats getting everything they want.

The keffiyeh crew announcing which place they prefer enhances their emblematic cognitive dissonance. Offer the chance to live anywhere in the Middle East including Gaza for the real chance to live with allies in earthly paradise. A relocation to somewhere more diverse is not just an opportunity to flee racist police state America but a chance to put values into practice. Funding moving expenses would be a great grant program for a civically-minded wealthy free market fan. As for the beneficiaries, they should scout locations for a pride parade.

Creating a comfortable country out of nothing is a testament to ingenuity. Those who think government is the source of productivity are outraged. Liberty’s opponents get to loaf because of it. Uncannily, they universally think Israel’s thriving must be either a matter of random luck or predatory plundering.

Israel is not good at colonialism. They occupy land that was theirs since the dawn of recorded history that nobody else wanted. Demanding their share of something that belongs to someone else is how Israel’s enemies inspire affinity in Western leftists.

The joke about God’s chosen people living in the one Middle Eastern place with no oil is funniest because they didn’t let it bother them. Sighing about what’s unfair before working to withstanding it offers a crucial life lesson about what to do with what we’re handed. Israel possesses something way more valuable than fuel.

The gift of developing character by working hard isn’t the most fun one to receive, but it’s rather useful in this rather imperfect world. As a result of overcoming not being handed a cushy life, Israelis established the one country you’d want to live in if you were in the vicinity. Their concocted pleasantness is exponentially cozier than living on the quad with student commies. Only one of the two groups can obtain their own groceries.

Israel defends itself after manufacturing prosperity. Of course they’re despised by the left. Responding righteously to an assault seems a little too close to exercising Second Amendment rights. A concealed carry country shows why the virtuous deserve to arm themselves.

Screwing up identifying aspects of reality is the pinko brand. Outrage is reserved for daring to suggest punishment for illegal immigrants who tally second crimes. As for citizens, they particularly adore those who have turned to shoplifting as a career. Looking at the global scale involves presuming terrorists have legitimate beefs.

Bad guys have regrettably good friends. Woke lunatics express sympathy for the turnstile-hopper instead of the commuter who occasionally foregoes lunch to afford a ride. The concert slaughterer motivated by having land that was never theirs and nobody wanted stolen will always find backing from the 2020s’ purveyors of radical chic.

The only crimes indolent adversaries of society care about are imaginary ones. Justice’s warpers maintain a grievance toward Israel like it’s a supermarket that uses plastic bags. New York City is once again renowned for muggings, but at least villainous pizzaioli can’t cook with coal.

Political junkies who got every policy they want fume at how lousy conditions have become. Avoiding troublesome notions about consequences is common amongst those who put sanctimoniousness in place of sense. Zealots who conclude their cause is righteous will do everything possible to demonize heathens. If they’re fighting for the survival of millions, then anyone opposed must be diabolical anti-social justice goons. Acting obnoxiously is part of the commitment to preening.

Israel made it when nothing in the natural realm went its way. I wonder if there’s a term for that. Persevering when everything tells you to quit shows character at its best, unlike what its frothing critics flaunt.

If class warfare warriors really believed in conquering persecution, they’d be praising Israel nonstop. Instead, the Hamas Campus Camping Club decided the side fighting back against human demons who massacred music festival attendees is the one perpetrating genocide.

Doing the right thing when it’s unpopular is decried by fans of the trendy. Declare pronouns along with contempt for the one country that happens to be Jewish. Uproar over preserving their existence could be based in more than anti-Semitism just because the shriekers hate everything connected to that particular religion, including those humans and nation that practice it.

The republic that wouldn’t take its beating like a bitch will never be forgiven for it. Using weapons just makes the mean war even more repressive. Seeking out grievances while impugning the one place with genuine ones is how leftists stay consistent.