Mister Not Very Nice Guy

Anthony Bialy
4 min readAug 3, 2023

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The president has too much influence, as seen by the quantity and intensity of rude twerps these days. Unpleasantness is even more rampant than in normal stupid human times. Everything is supposed to be the opposite in one of those perpetually confusing Democratic moments. Everyone should feel blissful, what with all of our needs are being addressed. You get all the free cash you can pocket, and yet you still don’t thank the guy who stuffed the greeting card.

The notion that Joe Biden is a nice guy is as bogus as Bidenomics. An entirely phony term suckers the willing as everyone who didn’t fall for a mortifying shtick suffers. Take a break from his personality and regrettable performance to focus on his corruption.

An allegedly kindly grandpa isn’t my kind of grandpa. That’s especially the case when he can’t account for all of them. Math is tricky for the incumbent. Have you seen the debt? The papa’s quantity of grandkids is like liberal meddling: it doesn’t add up.

Perceptively decent people have known he was going to suck at being president based on decades of counterproductive training. Biden has obviously been a sleaze for as long as he’s mangled every last issue. The saddest cultists fell for it just like they do his risible boasts of unabashed progress.

A scumbag is swell if you believe the same journalists who helpfully note inflation is less worse than at this point last year. Reality is all about image to those who don’t possess identities. This president really is the perfect liberal. Putting his ideology into practice to warn is the one nice thing he does.

Biden is committed to the bit. Get through the rest of this term by noting the wholesale misery that follows him implementing his dreams discredits what he believes. Results are despised by statist disciples who tire from ceaseless cognitive dissonance. Getting what he wants leads to nobody getting much of anything.

Biden’s ninth decade isn’t the first where he’s disagreeable. He can’t blame dementia even if he remembered. Abhorrence from this particular fossil is nothing new. The leader of what was once the free world didn’t evolve as he aged, which is fine if you start off smart and decent. A cheating middling law student turned into a corrupt supply chain-breaking president.

Consistency over time is a drawback for bastards. The executive hasn’t grown as a person even as he’s ascended to yet another wholly undeserved office. Biden proved the Peter principle about half a century ago. A person born while World War II’s result was still in doubt is not mellower and certainly not wiser well into this century.

Misinterpreting every aspect of existence is bound to spur crankiness. It’s no wonder Biden is such a horse’s ass. A disagreeable disposition organically results from being wrong about everything from the moment he entered alleged public service. President Sunshine is precisely incorrect about every domestic and international policy, but he’s on point everywhere else.

Thank heavens he’s a jerk: we wouldn’t want coping with his consequences to get tricky. His routine outbursts have not aided anyone who’s requested bills in lieu of online financial shifting in the hopes the paper might be worth burning. Observation runs counter to rather dubious assertions that we’re dealing with a swell fellow.

Utter failure makes it easier to loathe the perpetrator. It’s not like Biden’s an insufferable fiend who gets things done or exhibits a big identity with wild mood swings: the ceaselessly irritable leader is only a taskmaster when it comes to making money worthless.

Biden gives hope to everyone claiming to be what they aren’t. An altruistic inflation-fighter just happens to be the Bizarro version. Make-believe time should be limited to Dungeons & Dragons. Biden’s minions inhabiting the fantasy realm they created to escape the drudgery he imposes show that intense Democratic gaming really does affect one’s perception of reality.

Biden’s values are expressed personally. It’s not a compliment even though he’d take it as such, presuming he understood all the words. A shove-based philosophy reflects his nature. The progressive propensity for announcing something is happening because that’s what they believe is supposed to occur hasn’t yet worked. It’s the closest they come to a good idea.

That goofball is packed with fascinating quirks. Did you know Biden likes ice cream? He’s one of those types who thinks it tastes good. Enjoying the same frosty dessert every other human ever does is the most interesting thing about the embodiment of churlishness. The price per pint will spike before you reach the registers. Like calories, wallets are empty.

This unfortunate term’s nicest part is feeling unbridled animosity toward someone who deserves it. Victims don’t have to feel conflicted about cussing out the prototypical politician. We’ll never face ambivalence about a decent chap who couldn’t quite get bread to be affordable or trains to stay on tracks.

This presidency has been as disgraceful as Biden’s personality, A nasty buffoon offers none of the benefits associated with soulless ruthlessness. The presidency is a success otherwise. Character reflects performance, which is why he’s so rotten at both.

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