Same Scheme, New Cash
Ghastly shenanigans will work this time. Horrible notions are statistically due. It’s just like bingo. You believe in math, don’t you? Treating percentages the way they do science is endemic to those who worship government. Church is state. We’re finally past all the practicing. The series of previous paltry efforts were all just building up to the state’s unparalleled triumph. Betting odds are so high against prosperity that you’re bound to get wealthy by wagering on Joe Biden’s success.
Keep playing the lottery and your numbers simply must hit. Please stop inflicting negative energy by noting how infrequently it happens, as belief is the only thing sustaining those who live in defiance of evidence. The unwaveringly faithful are trying to lower prices by order and crime by hassling the law-abiding. Success is unlikely considering they’re playing letters instead of the traditional numbers. This seems like a good time to point out state lotteries are numbers rackets with infinitesimal odds that’d put the mob to shame.
Big dreamers who’ve made the rest of us involuntary partners must overcome their earlier failures, which I’m sure you’ll guess were totally not their fault. You didn’t let authorities seize enough. Ayn Rand devotees with John Birch tattoos who thought spending 14 figures’ worth of plundered and borrowed treasure was sufficient to make level roads kept joy from being enacted. Individuals retained far too much income. How could we ever be happy?
Smooth driving is impossible until we’re really in debt. Money is just the start. Infrastructure spending is cited as one of government’s tru core functions, which is not quite the sign of competence those making the claim hope. You’d fail too if you had a limitless budget that wasn’t your money and suffered no consequences from screwing up. It’s not like government could go out of business, as it would’ve happened by now.
The answer is not enough. Never question your coerced investment unless you love potholes as much as you do denying health care to indigent orphans. Unfathomable sums sunk into paved roads just show how difficult it is to perform the simplest tasks. Democrats don’t trust businesses because they presume they suck as much at delivering basic services.
That money was for something else. You can’t see the benefits of what you were forced to fund, as regular federal spending was for something other than roads and bridges. Your hero government had so many other problems to address that it forgot its actual sort-of real role. Issues that you wouldn’t have even thought to include fall under their domain. See, those fortunes were for something other than keeping bridges from becoming dams.
Your skilled bosses needed another trillion or so to be competent. Supply issues that show precisely why government only harms are just a right-wing screwjob. Incessant incompetence is merely an issue of cheap taxpayers refusing to properly fund what they risibly thought was a simple task. Now, a properly-funded entity can finally get back to the business of ordering you how to engage in commerce properly. You’re buying and selling all wrong. The president will take care of balancing your checkbook once he remembers the alphabet.
Things sure get expensive once they’ve been made cheap. A sane human might conclude government tossing money like they’re in an Atlanta strip club hasn’t made them rich. In fact, patrons seem to have less money for cocktails. The difference between a gentleman’s club and government is the former actually helps single mothers.
Boosters boosting nothing is the most common way of not trusting the vaccine. Faith in science would mean the inoculation allows for everyday life to return. It’s almost like control was the seized goal. Otherwise, excessively concerned officeholders lied about success, and that’s simply illegal. Health supervisors demand everyone believes it works while acting as if it expires before milk purchased at Walgreens while getting the initial shot.
You may be struck by how scientific this all is. It’s uncanny to not only presume there’s a conclusion in their favor but also readjust it every time they’re wrong, which is every time. If there’s nothing as permanent as a temporary government program, then there’s nothing as temporary as benefits of a permanent government-loving ideology.
Inflexibility is the key to perseverance. The state’s defenders get off by pretending they thought out their stubborn commitment to failed notions like they did said notions themselves. Not adjusting to events exhibits the wrong kind of fortitude.
It’s too bad federal programs can’t run on excuses. You’ll hear plenty every time about how they didn’t go far enough, which is like hitting one’s head an extra time with a claw hammer to cure a headache. Call each blow a booster shot to make it seem like part of an ongoing process. The next governmental shot will cure us.
