Statist of Confusion
Poor confused leftists can’t figure out why this rotten universe rejects their dreams. Wait: I don’t feel bad for them. Their awful notions have ruined our world in reality, so they can cram it with worthless bills. Uplifting notions don’t even work in theory when experiments are conducted by poets who never rhyme. Free verse gets costly.
We are only poor financially and philosophically, so finances are swell otherwise. The allegedly downtrodden took charge and really tread everywhere. The delusional are pitiful without being pitied.
Professional victims are desperate to feel they’re opposing oppression means they can never announce things are okay. Ruining everything is how warriors who condemn toxic male behavior maintain truth. They just need to ladle on more of their gentle policies, which is presumably why they exceed power boundaries to spread misery.
Acting like tyrants while claiming to be democracy’s sole defenders is for the benefit of those struggling. Politicians getting rich off making everyone poor claim everyone but them is in life for selfish reasons.
Israel is where the good guys reside, in case anyone’s confused. That rather obvious conclusion is startlingly resisted by fans of the oppressed who tacitly cheer for slaughter. Fighting back against terrorists is treated as terrorism by the usual inverters of perception. A bold and brave stance against an imagined genocide to prevent an actual one surely isn’t overcompensation for getting World War III wrong. The only thing worse than obvious moral preening is doing so on behalf of the side that spurred conflict by attacking people listening to music.
The side of the line that struggles to get water to run uncannily blames its successful neighbor. They didn’t connect their hose to your faucet. The hometown of Hamas might just be a primitive society by virtue of choosing terror over trade. Enemies of free markets and people aren’t assigned rottenness any more than they’re oppressed by those who lucked into working plumbing.
Liberals are for the poor, which is why they create so many of them. Viewing life as a struggle while making it so would almost seem like a trick were it not responsible for causing untold devastation. Claiming life shouldn’t revolve around money is a popular smug boast amongst those who ensure the destitute stay that way.
Who knows better how to help you than those who harmed you? There’s not enough money in the economy to help those suffering, claim those who drained it. Wondering why that’s so in the first place is for people who believe in cause and effect, which doesn’t include the party that made potatoes unaffordable.
These advanced times feature ignoring even more examples as they get easier to discover via search. Your phone can be used to look up socialism’s failures. Its very existence is based on the opposite. Progress happening despite their beliefs summarizes same.
Creating problems they condemn only sounds like a sitcom. It would be funny if we weren’t living with the consequences of monumental screwups who never learn. Spot the truly compassionate by their incessant claim that nobody would give to charity voluntarily as they drain the economy to let politicians choose what’s worthy. The decision is mandatory, of course.
Never grasping incentives applies wholeheartedly. People might be able to give on their own if they weren’t taxed to the point where essentials are a stretch. And we might even need less assistance with people spending what they earned. But how would Democrats show they care?
You oppose healthcare and safety from gun violence for all because you pawned your heart to the Heritage Foundation. Your stubborn insistence that a guarantee may not do as claimed stands in utopia’s way. Nobody spending their own money would trust a corporation whose business they can decline, but surely government must keep its promises. Otherwise, this world has no morality, and that would turn out just horribly. Submitting to authority in the lamest way spares us from worrying we might not have swell judgment.
Calling people producing useful things greedy is the typical occupation of the useless. Naturally pushy Democrats can’t even find worthy causes to fund with what they take. You’d think all that time dedicated to shiftlessness might spur self-reflection, but it’s tough to account for all personality types.
Spotting a lack of empathy is part of being empathetic. The commitment to remaining unproductive extends to not identifying what spurs anguish. Conglomerates decided they wanted to overcharge just as soon as Joe Biden got his way. You can remember for him.
Calling the country they’ve distorted at will cruelly oppressive isn’t the fun sort of irony. Liberals love nothing more than pretending America’s problems stem from its freewheeling finances and not from the welfare state they wanted and got. What next: citing unfathomable crime levels in areas with heavy gun control as proof guns cause crime? Oh: right.
Calling everything they don’t like right-wing is the best case foes of semantics have. People who only have claims aren’t going to flaunt anything showy like improvements. Their habit of announcing they’re for equality and against hate as they exacerbate gaps with malice is a nice touch. Implementation of their ideas creates toxic trash that they use as evidence that America features too much autonomy. The Munchausen by proxy faction inflicts diseases they claim to know how to cure. Get on a waiting list.
