Trump May Be Full of It, Early Research Indicates
Pre-empting mocking is a slight victory for the only person who could lose to Kamala Harris. We’ve known for half a century that Donald Trump is a parody of business success who could’ve been the first successful creation in Democratic laboratories. The most obvious psychological profile possible was evident before he was president, and also when Ronald Reagan held the office. It’s never too late to learn except for how it is.
We’ll burn another election reiterating what anyone who knew anything about human nature could’ve announced in the ’80s. Trump is a villain from a Stephen Spielberg movie. An impossibly rich director who demonizes businesspeople in every script he can should thank the grandest fellow faker for all the material.
Commanding instead of offering is a sure sign of commercial hackery. Trump’s unavoidable habit distracts from his inability to do either. Casting a shadow over the marketplace remains a poor substitute for peddling anything half-decent in it that.
The wall that Mexico paid for has prevented invasion by unchecked illegal immigrants. Wait: I don’t think that’s happened. Joe Biden must’ve nuked it. A clownish negotiation ploy is treated as the embodiment of leverage by poker players who go all in on every hand. Shrug at ridiculous demands made by the most ridiculous person. I encourage Trump to continue announcing his intentions in order to flummox undoubtedly baffled adversaries. Beat poker foes by showing them your cards.
One can tell Trump is saying something outrageous even after being smart enough to mute him. Anyone who says you can’t judge a book by the cover should check out the one for Think BIG and Kick Ass in Business and Life before apologizing for such a silly claim.
True entrepreneurs realize trading is not antagonistic, at least for those who are actually skilled at it. Each side making a case horrifies a professional shouter. Feeling compelled to destroy opposition is a sign of weakness that at least offers laughs to people who unlike the candidate are able to grasp irony. Trump is trying to re-establish amazingness and yet a bunch of free will jerks haven’t learned lines. You were supposed to submit to domination.
It’s a good thing a rather obvious prototypical grifter isn’t overcompensating for insecurity by needing to compete for everything, or this upcoming election would make agonizing existences even more acute. A tantrum that should’ve served as the sad coda to the most mortifying presidential career possible instead inspired dreams of bigger meltdowns.
The only way to exacerbate it is to blow at it. Trump’s consistent strategy for his entire miserable existence is to flaunt obnoxiousness enough to distract from how shoddy his offerings are. That’s especially true since his primary product is himself. There’s not much present common ground, but everyone can agree that Trump is mostly selling that very name. We go back to shrieking bickering on the subject of whether it’s worth currency or laughs.
He can and won’t stop lying any time now. Trump is only a success at convincing losers he’s not also one. The emblematic politician has always been in his present field other than career defendant.
Get back here and let Trump bend your will. The certainty of compliance is natural to timeshare salesmen and Republican candidates. Pretending to believe in free exchange unlike the incumbent is a scam with the goal of swindling enough marks to keep him from being banished to AM radio where he belongs.
Eyes roll reflexively at boasts so preposterous that they only sound like his enemies invented them. Insisting he’s worth $10 billion is an all-time tiresome phony boast from someone whose sole product is his ego.
It’s tough making a case to again elect someone who learned precisely nothing. Someone who was president should know it’s better to have people underestimate his fortune. But the IRS thinking he’s worth a couple thousand bucks might reduce his totally thorough intimidation.
The most obnoxious cult possible totally hasn’t been suckered into a scheme of personal glorification for history’s least deserving narcissist. Spot an unimaginable fortune by the inability to pay legal bills. The repeat presidential applicant could ask for a public defender, but it might be a little embarrassing.
A superior investor’s money must be tied up in successful ventures like steaks and bottled water. It’s a good thing he’s not running again as a scam, as that’d be really embarrassing for a party which should be choosing frames for Oval Office photos.
Trump has always sold nothing but promises. Let this be the decade all of humanity finally figures out the simplest of truths. The real estate baron with the smallest fief imaginable is still claiming he’ll rescue the economy by imposing tariffs as if that baffling bit of Hooveresque scheming didn’t already fail spectacularly when he tried this before.
Admitting to getting conned becomes more difficult by the election. The biggest dupes think this is the perfect time to fly the Trump Shuttle to Atlantic City. Impossible fools bought empty boxes and liked the contents so much that they’re begging to purchase air again. It’s impressive in its way to keep selling nothing.
