Wedgies for Justice
These are great times for purple nurples. Bullying is thriving. Preying upon the innocent is the one sector doing well. Those who wussified society serving as perpetrators is only way to exacerbate torment.
The wave of agitation is brought to you by bullying’s sworn enemies in just the latest rueful woke screwup. It’s no wonder self-righteous coercers always think conservative criticism of any of their dreck means secretly longing to participate, as projection is their strongest trait. Claiming to oppose what they create is part of their insidiousness.
It’s the fault of those mugged for flaunting. The nerve of citizens wanting to use things they bought with their selfishly retained money is too tempting for downtrodden thieves. There was a time not too long ago when people could use glowing pocket rectangles in public to access all information ever. The trendiness of thievery teaches humans how to be in the moment.
Mugging is the only prospering industry when Democrats decide crime is legal. Stealing lunch money by accessing Vimeo relies on victims having more stuff, which is a problem in an era where money can’t buy what’s important or anything else.
Nobody bullies like felons. Crime is nothing more than the nefarious overpowering the decent. Disarming those who obey laws ensures another rotten day in the school of the real world. Don’t worry as cops will keep you safe. Also, cops are racist fiends who must be neutered.
Pretending breathing through fabric saved humanity wasn’t mortifying enough in 2020. Masks are on the verge of coming back as the worst throwback since the Mets black jerseys. Insisting on still claiming a superstition protected is as unsubstantiated as a religion gets. Believing in science because it’s their faith is far dafter than mere praying. The same people who are mystified why inflation spiked just as soon as official retiree Joe Biden got his way think they are the most valiant defenders of the scientific method.
Bracing for a soft virus reboot will remain an election-year concern for as long as scaring people into being controlled is a political goal. Oh, and it’s for science. Taking your decisions because they claim you’ll expire otherwise summarizes the worst of liberalism, aside from that whole bit of telling people what to do on a whim despite possessing precisely zero authority. Ganging up is surely a sign of bravery. Looking for lone sitting ducks is why they’re into communalizing everything.
The only thing worse than living in the past is choosing the time when blaming the most attacked religion ever was at its trendiest. Anti-Semitism is popular amongst awful morons who have countless reasons their lives are miserable aside from the incorrect incoherent blame on a random religion they choose. The oldest and most tiresome prejudice is defined by the disgusting specimens who adhere to it as a baseless excuse for their own failures. Nothing’s more challenging than finding a successful Jew-hater.
Justifying their assailing by perfectly screwing up facts is crucial to their liberal way. Pretending they only hate the right-wing prime minister of a certain country that just happens to keep getting attacked for its faith is no different than claiming criminals are oppressed while scoffing at casualties. Calling those fighting to preserve their republic of genocide Nazis is a nice touch given the assaulted religion in question. Confused cheerers would’ve been a lot of fun during World War II.
The presumption that whoever is losing is righteous defines liberals. They’re the experts. Pretending the side with terrorists attacking the free people are the targeted ones stems from their concurrent unwillingness to permit free markets. Turning the sliver that’s not Israel’s into a Third World terror command center shows the contrast a bit too perfectly. They never think out strategy.
Punishing the little guy is the particularly cruel irony of liberal rule, and not just because he presumed his own gender. Making a show of proclaiming they’re for the underprivileged is a distraction of overcompensation. They claim they’re against shoving the underdeveloped into lockers precisely because they’re so tempted. Spot the pattern by how full-time persecutors demand coerced payments to finance junk nobody would fund voluntarily. Enabling fiends to attack anyone they please has created as many sufferers as calling cash bail the truest injustice.
Democrats are for laissez-faire if it means keeping cops from enforcing laws. Stopping criminals is the only time they oppose governmental intervention. It’s like a referee claiming to let players play while not calling fouls that prevent the violated from competing. We need an executive order banning elitist sports along with their inequality, aggression, and squandered resources.
Goons are just showing how cowardly they are. Your mom was right again. Lashing out is an overreaction to insecurity. The need to overpower is a sign of fear. Your guidance counselor was right about something. The societal approach they loathe shows how nice they are when unregulated, which is to say not very. Doing the opposite of what they make an elaborate show of claiming is their brand. Notice it and they’ll twist your forearm. You’re the real bully for calling it an Indian burn.
