Worst Coerce

You can’t make me. At least, you shouldn’t. Leave me the hell alone, and I angelically promise to gladly return the favor. We could trust each other more easily knowing we won’t be involved in each other’s affairs. Our mutual pact isn’t a mob deal, or even a government one.

The difference between whether something is a good idea and it being compelled is lost on organizations that pride themselves on intimidation. Wondering why fantastic notions must be made compulsory is a violation of omerta. It’s better to offend the mafia than Nancy Pelosi.

Trusting others as little as they trust themselves is the sort of politician projection that doesn’t involve phony numbers. Regular humans aren’t scoundrels like office-holding parasites are any more than workers keep trying as hard when a higher percentage of their compensation is seized. Professional mooches who are unwilling to grasp how motivation works at least extend the courtesy of doing so thoroughly.

Mandates skip asking the permission of both the public and legislatures. It would be bad enough were they not able to force their projections by edict. But present endless emergencies have been used to justify pushy executives getting to ink their own stamps. Benevolent aspiring tyrants don’t even bother pretending to go through the lawmaking process. The lack of cooperation is taken as a sign that more force will perfect humanity.

Good ideas stand on their own. It’s undoubtedly wise to get vaccinated. You should probably wear a parachute while skydiving, too. But you don’t need to make it a requirement before jumping. Anyone who ignores basic safety is begging to face consequences. Those who remember being told this would be over if we went to CVS and got stabbed while picking up chips wish promisers would trust the shot enough to not make us get queue up again.

Making subjects do something is fun. Your rulers just needed a reason. There is nothing our governors enjoy like making any notion communal. A disease that spreads by human contact is something those with access to emergency workarounds have to pretend to not find thrilling. Regulating icky beings is behind every pushy initiative that presumes people can’t figure out solutions. A pandemic is Christmas for the inherently bossy.

Acting like individuals can’t make decisions to protect themselves from viruses conforms with the left’s dreams of measuring well-being as one unit. The seeming care for all exacerbates the creep factor. Even more disturbing is the notion of parental politicians guarding the infantile electorate from sticking wet forks in light sockets.

Smart notions you had on your own become bad ones when someone thinks they came up with them for you. Take how insurance is undoubtedly a good idea ruined by appalling quality and accelerating costs by those who claimed to preserve it. Making someone else pay for what they’ve made costly only seems clever to liberal politicians. The country goes broke instead of individuals, so there’s nothing to fear.

You must want the young to die. Explaining just how little risk children have faced gets drowned out by those shrieking about them like Helen Lovejoy. I’d rather listen to the Sea Captain.

The minuscule percentage representing true potential peri. would be the sort of thing whippersnappers would learn in school were math not a violation of social justice conventions. Very caring adults thus have to force kids to get shots, as otherwise they’d find themselves admitting that the freakouts to which they’ve subjected children from the pandemic’s start have been nothing but child abuse. Right now, there are brats breathing unrestrained if you weren’t living scared.

Billing those who use something sure seems mean. Do we really want to make consumers feel guilty? That sounds expensive. Sure, insulating prices from consumers precisely what makes products unaffordable. But a medical detective show isn’t thrilling when the criminal is so obvious.

Here’s yet another freaking special exception where normal interactions between buyers and sellers for some reason don’t work in the particular case. Panic is not an acceptable reason, although it’s the only one provided. Compulsion junkies are not helping their case by putting every single issue on their reserve list.

It’s unfortunate that nobody ever thinks to do anything for their own good. Nobody had the idea to attend college or buy a home before the government promoted them. Mandating a higher wage makes it tougher to find work at all. The thought you’d be so rich will have to suffice. Most retailers won’t accept dreams as payment.

Now, there’s confidence. Forcing everything is an ideology in itself. We’re blessed with representatives who know that everyone but them is a blithering dolt who can’t be trusted to spend wisely or conduct everyday business. Bullies overcompensate for insecurity by demanding compliance. Thankfully, that coincidence is totally the only thing they share in common. Subjection is to make us rich and healthy. To be brutes, they’d have to make our days worse, and that’s unlawful.